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How To Sell A Million Bananas With The
Hypnotic Marketing
Library CD-Rom!
or "The Hypnotic Writing Monkey Graduates!"
by Larry Dotson
Just pretend that I'm a monkey entrepreneur that can read and
use a computer. So, I insert the "Hypnotic Marketing Library
CD-Rom" into my computer.
The first thing I want to do is write a sales letter for my product
"BANANAS." I'll just read the famous ebooks "Hypnotic
Writing"
and "Advanced Hypnotic Writing."
Wow! Those ebooks are simply PRICELESS!
It would be really cool if I had some helpful tools and templates
to help me quickly write a hypnotic sales letter. I know, I'll just
use the "Hypnotic Writers Swipe File" and "Hypnotic
Selling
Tools" ebooks!
I didn't know writing a sales letter could be so FAST and EASY!
Now, I need to market my web site on the Internet. Where should
I start? Maybe I should examine the ebooks "Hypnotic
Marketing,"
"Hypnotic Traffic Tools" and "Subconscious Internet
Marketing."
I'm totally MESMERIZED. That was some POWERFUL stuff!
I'll just write a few promotional articles and submit them to some
e-zines. I don't have a lot of time though. I'll just review the ebook
"How To Write Hypnotic Articles"; it will show me how to
write
articles in 7 minutes or less!
PRESTO! My work is done!
Now, I think I'll contact some well-known marketers and ask them
to promote my BANANAS for a percentage of the profits. Before
I do this, I'd better make sure my jv offer looks professional. I'll
just
study the ebook "How To Write Hypnotic Joint Venture
Proposals"
AMAZING! The orders are pouring in like CRAZY!
What I really need now are some back-end products. I'll just join
some affiliate programs and endorse the products to my existing
customers for commission. First, I better read the ebook "How To
Write Hypnotic Endorsements"
Talk about INSTANTLY tripling my sales!
Now that I've sold a million BANANAS, I need to tell my story to
every monkey so they will buy "The Hypnotic Marketing Library
CD-Rom" Oh I forgot, I'll just read the ebook "Hypnotic
Selling
Stories" It's in the hypnotic library too!
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